Stolen from the Daily Dirt, a hardcore porno site:

THE NEW PBS - BE THERE!

"If you can't kill'em, do a hostile takeover!" By now, you've probably heard about the Republicans' move to exert their Will to Power over America's public television airwaves. From hiring right-wing activists to keep tabs on "bias" in PBS's news programming, to attacking a cartoon rabbit for the company he keeps, they have come back strong after their failed effort to do away with public broadcasting altogether during the Culture WarsTM of the 90's. Here's what yer old pal Jerky thinks a typical day's programming might look like if they are successful in their efforts...